I'm not going to lie, I have one of the best spots in the office because I sit next to my good friend and illustrious foodie, Catherine Jheon. Why am I so obsequiously praising? Because she gets LOTS of chocolate, and I'm a chocoholic. Though her opinion is coveted, often times she passes the chocolate -- particularly the dark chocolate -- over to me for review, because, well, it is my specialty. And one fine morning (never too early for chocolate) my good fortune brought me a tidy loot bag of Nestle Noir . Noir was introduced to Canadians in 2008, and marked Nestle's foray into the elaborate world of fine dark chocolate. Why then the sudden "hello" from a 2008 product? Because Nestle Noir had undergone a 2010 makeover, showcasing how committed Nestle is to convincing dark chocolate snobs like myself, that they too know a thing or two about it. (You see, to be a dark chocolate lover is to perpetually seek out obscure, artisanal producers, who weave a mystical tale of how much finer their cocoa is than the others -- hard to compete when you're a large chocolate producer.) Nestle's big idea? Shape matters. Pasta people would agree, as would oenophiles (wine people), knowing their obsession with stemware, but chocolate? The 2010 incarnation of Nestle Noir is not an ordinary bar divided into flat-surface, domino-like squares, but a topographically enhanced relief of waves. "The wave shape hits certain areas of the oral surface improving the melt-in-your-mouth quality while while simultaneously reserving enough space in the mouth for the aroma to enrich the sensorial experience," says Janet T. Planet, Nestle innovation Manager. Eagerly tearing at the goody bag, I ingested half the bar of "Intense 70%", giving away the "Eclat Caramel", "Miel Amandes" and "Eclat Noir", because I am a purist, and those three flavours are all under 70%. In the next few days (ok one and a half), I polished off the "Intense" and the 80% "Sublime," leaving no trace of either. The experience? Different from what I'm used to, but certainly intriguing . The chocolate was much lighter and a tad sweeter than the dark, dense, waxy stuff I tend to stick to (it's an acquired taste), pointing to its instant mass appeal. The aroma was irresistible, clearly calculated by an army of chocolate alchemists that only a large company such as Nestle could afford, and the shape...well, the shape actually worked : chocolate made contact with all the right parts of my palate, extending its reach and hence...