If you've ever dreamt of curling up with a big piece of bacon, then these plush bacon toys are for you. The one on the right, from ThinkGeek says "I'm bacon!" when you squeeze it and has an animated mouth that moves when it talks (it's also perfect for giving your bacon a big ol' kiss - mwah!). Another option (because one plush bacon toy is never enough) is the nervous-looking " Shaky Bacon ". Hey, you'd be a little on edge if there was a sizzling-hot frying pan in your future. Sweet Meats also makes a plush bacon toy, but I'm particularly drawn to the ham bone . Not sure what that says about me. Related: Bacon Bits: Convince Yourself to Eat Bacon with this Bacon Flowchart Bacon Bits: Bacon Water Bacon Bits: Bacon Jam

I love bacon as much as the next person, well truth be told, probably a bit more than the average folk. I’m a firm member of the how-can-I-add-bacon-to-this club, but even I had to admit defeat when I saw bacon and water together in a bottle. If I have to draw the line somewhere in my love of porcine goodness, it’s bacon water. I don't care if it is low fat! To be fair bacon water is designed for pets, but according to its makers, it's “pet parent safe.” You know some bacon fanatic is going to quaff down a bottle or two. Me, I’d probably take a sip for bragging rights, because I’m macho like that, but even I have to admit this is taking bacon loving a titch too far. What do think? <a href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/3049441/" mce_href="http://answers.polldaddy.com/poll/3049441/">Would you drink bacon water?</a><span style="font-size:9px;" mce_style="font-size:9px;"><a href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/" mce_href="http://polldaddy.com/features-surveys/">on</p> <p><b>Related: </b></p> <p><br /></p> Related: Bacon Bits: Princess Tiara Food Product: Bacon Jam Bacon Bits: Recipe for Bacon Peanut Brittle